Friday, December 17, 2010

Friday Funny

One of the titles for a future blog post WAS going to be  acroynms for quilting and texting.
Then my friend Gene sent me this and thought it was perfect for my Friday Funny.

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).


If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.
ATD:
At The Doctor's

BFF:
Best Friend Farted

BTW:
 Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT:
 Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM:
Covered By Medicare

CUATSC:
See You At The Senior Center

DWI:
Driving While Incontinent

FWB:
Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW:
 Forgot Where I Was

FYI:
Found Your Insulin

GGPBL:
Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA:
Got Heartburn Again

HGBM:
Had Good BM
IMHO:
 Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO:
Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL:
Living On Lipitor

LWO:
 Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR:
On My Massage Recliner

OMSG:
Oh My! Sorry, Gas.


SGGP:
Sorry, Gotta Go P
TTYL:
 Talk To You Louder

WAITT:
Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA:
Wet The Furniture Again

WTP:
Where's The Prunes?

WWNO:
Walker Wheels Need Oil

These are great no matter how you old.  Afterall don't we all have those senior moments?
I hope you never are-
ROFL.... CGU:
Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up


Feel free to add any codes you feel are missing, so we can keep the list updated.

GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

12 comments:

  1. OMG! ROTFLOL and CGU!! I'm sending your link to all my friends and fam! Polly

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  2. Hahahah!! Thanks Lisa. I linked to your blog from our facebook page! This is hilarious! Thanks for making my Friday! :)

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  3. This is awesome!! I'm still smiling :) Merry Christmas Lissa!

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  4. Very funny! Was reading that the way to NOT get a job is to fart during the interview. Obviously the question was directed at young people, cause sometimes us old folks just can't control them farts.... So, my FAVORITE is: OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

    ;)

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  5. Hysterical!!! I'm sending this to all my family and friends! Thanks for the laugh this morning!

    GLKI!!!!!

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  6. Thanks for the good laught and just wait you will be in the same boat.

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  7. OMG, this would make such a a great quilt! Showstopper--but, for the younger crowd-they'd need a tweetionary.

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  8. OMG ... I'm LMIPO (laughing my incontinence pants off)*wink*

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  9. Love it! My kids and grandkids laugh at my texting shortcuts - now I'll show them some texting they won't know about for a while.

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