Saturday, November 13, 2010

Cooking and a bit of news

Happy Saturday morning,

As I begin cooking 5 recipes for the Mistletoe Make & Bake event happening next week, I thought I would share a bit of news. Gene, a moda salesrep sent me the following news.


Sad News

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from internal trauma associated with repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.



Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile even briefly, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.

Hope you enjoyed this bit of humor. Wish I could pass along the smell of my kitchen. I am sure my family will wake up soon thinking I am cooking a big breakfast! Ha ! Ha!
Enjoy,

14 comments:

Lesly said...

Oh ho - they say that puns are the lowest form of humour but this was really funny. 3:50 for 20 minutes! Ha ha ha!

Vicki @ DottyJane said...

Hilarious!

Mary on Lake Pulaski said...

Cute! Thanks.

Magnolia Bay Quilts said...

Too funny!

Karen said...

Oh my gosh, this is hilarious. I was laughing out loud. Thanks so much for sharing.

Sherri said...

I love this! I remember when I was a little girl just absolutely loving the Pillsbury Doughboy commercials...of course my kids have no idea who he is!

Wendy said...

Oh! How fun!! Thank you sew much for sharing this!! Love all the iconic reminders :)

Becky said...

This one is sooooooo gooood!

Kathie said...

great story :)
just fun to reminisce about all of these icons of our younger days!
Kathie

Quiltjane said...

Hilarious!

Pat / Silver Thimble Quilt Co. said...

I just peed on myself.
Pat

Angela said...

sooo funny!

Susan Guzman, SuzGuz Designs said...

Lissa . . . love it! :) Enjoy your week of baking!

jms said...

I love your sense of humor.Judy S.

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