Friday, December 11, 2009

10 reasons I have not blogged

10 REASONS I HAVE NOT BLOGGED
1. My computer has swine flu.
( thought it recovered but has had a relapse)

2.The lights went out on my "prelit" went out after 8 years of use
3. Added store bought lights
4. Tree fell over
( I might have willed this to happen- hated that tree)

5. New tree - up and decorated.


6 . Recieved the BHG 100 best cookies issue.
(too much drooling over the recipes to blog)
7. Due to # 6 have to join weight watchers.

8. Finishing up 2010 christmas for moda fabrics
(wish i could decorate my house for 2010 a year in advance)

9. Shopping for grown kids who already have everything
(Where is Santa when I need him?)
10. Stil overwhelmed with Thankfulness of how great life is!



Thanks for reading. Back to my randomness ....

VERY SHORT TALE

came from my husband's friend.....


Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl,


"Will you marry me"?


The girl Said no"!


And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played alot of golf and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toliet seat up and "tooted" whenever he wanted.

Sent this e-mail to the girls in the office and this was the reply from Outlaw...

The gal lived by herself, drank wine and margaritas, left the toliet seat down, went shopping whenever she wanted and talked to someone who would listen- herself or her dog or cat. (I added.... turned the kitchen into a sewing room and doubled the space in her closet)

12 comments:

  1. Priceless!

    I might just have to borrow a few of your 10 reasons for not having started my Christmas shopping yet :(

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  2. Love this post- you are a nut! What is the #6 cookie? Shopping for grown kids who have everything already is about as hard as shopping for grown parents who already have everything. It's hard!

    Did you get an aqua tree??

    (Also- Jarom very much enjoyed your story. Men!)

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  3. Life can surely get in the way of blogging! great to have you post again..and a short story that could be very true to life!

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  4. That story is so true, especially the part about the sewing room! Thanks and Happy Holiday! ~Sheri

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  5. That story was hilarious! Happy Christmas!

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  6. You're so funny!! If we have to wait that long to laugh that hard, it's well worth it! I think #6 would account for my top 100 reasons for not blogging (butter softening on my counter right now). lol!

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  7. That story(and response!) are too cute! I will definitely be looking for the cookie book.

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  8. All very good reasons!!! Have a wonderful, blessed Christmas with those kids who have everything. I can relate!!!

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  9. welcome back... and you computer having swine flu... too funny!

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